Stop speaking in tongues.

Speaking of which....any chance you could post me a lock of your hair and a fragment of clothing?

 

Also im not being funny but im a one finger ill it er ate old fart n probably the slowest ty pist on the forum so sorry if you think im hogging the board , your not as fast n clever as you think

 

OMG!!! I can't believe you wrote that what with my follicly challenged bonce and general lack of clothing!!

You callous bar steward.



The only replys better than this are the ones where I know a baldy naturist but aren't one myself...

 

I can't believe you wrote OMG...lol

 

I can live with it, one poor season is a fair swap for the last 20
Well I hope it's only one

 

He never said the hair had to be head hair.

 

Probably next season as well, and then moyes may do one

 

must admit, much as I hate UTD. being a Wanderers fan, I have a lot more respect for them as a team that's been built up over years, with good youth policy, and long term faith in the management, than teams like City, and Chelsea, who were nowhere before someone came along with an open cheque book....The Premiership, as a competition, is a farce these days, regardless of the proximity of the top teams at the moment....it's gone the same way as Super League....great if that's your thing, not so great for the smaller teams

 

are we speekin balls now ?

 

Thanks for that....I have to sleep later on

 

Is this the pubes collectors thread?

 

Yeah I've got a donation for you @snotty

 

Uh. No thanks. Send them to @vanorak

 

No...honestly....I haven't got room to store any more....besides which, sales of my Eco Futons aren't going as well as I thought

 

And the virtual ladies loos could do with some modernising and general cleaning up

 

It doesn't usually take that long!

 

Years ago I was a member of a club, we met once a month.The club was full of little cliques, if you spoke to one group the other groups would ignore you and give you dirty looks. I thought this was hilarious and my way round it was to sit on my own and ignore everybody, happy in the knowledge that I'd pi$$ed them all off.
I come on here because I like this forum, I like the banter between people and yes sometimes it might go a bit too far but that's life, we don't all have to be best mates we just need to civil to each other most of the time.
I'll get me coat.

 

And I'm a utd fan as well so now every one has a reason to hate me.

 

Until I've met you I form the mental image that you're either a gayer or a hot chick, regardless

Seriously though, there's just a few who take it all too seriously. I for one would welcome anyone to challenge me either openly in the thread or via pm if I've offended and I'll immediately apologise as I'm on here for a laugh, to learn and to help if I can. My opinion is mine and mine alone, agree of you want or don't. I'm happy either way. If I 100% know I'm right and push it but not too much. I've learned a hell of a lot on here and continue to do so. There's a core of politically minded and down right aggressive people on here who aren't just being mistaken or being taken out of context. You all know who they are and any newbies will figure it out themselves soon enough.

Anyone who doesn't enjoy my ramblings and stupidity or is offended should please feel free to tell me first and then should press the ignore tab if they so wish.

And then not press the 'show ignored content' to find out what I'm writing, as its unlikely that I'll be writing about them



Edit; for all type 1 owners, the type 4 engine is the future