Seasonal Noddy Avoidance - Begins

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I was a fag paper away from getting done today. Mrs RBucket wanted the tree put up. She put on Magic Christmas radio and the song was halfway through. But I didn’t hear the it’s Christmas bit or the chorus so I believe I’ve survived with a flesh wound.

 

Got in the car today and switched the radio on right in the middle of it! Sick I tell you, quite sick.

I'm out.

 

Went for a meal with one of my sons and his prospective in-laws last night. Lots of Xmas songs playing in the pub, thought I would definitely be out.
But then they turned the music off for the footie and the Fury fight, which saw me safely to the end of the meal and out the door.
Bullet dodged!

 

Oh FFS. You ain’t even safe in your own home these days. Turned on the footy on ITV and Iceland supermarket are using it for their Xmas advert this year. I reckon thousands must have been noddied tonight. A mass noddying on a never before seen scale.

if you’ve recorded the football for gods sake fast forward before the game.

 

Still not been Noddied. Don't watch much TV or listen to the radio

 

Yep, this advert 'did me' too last week.......don't click if you don't want to be 'noddied'.

 

ITV should be ashamed of themselves. If there was flashing lights they would put up a warning about epilepsy. Yet they just show this filth without any warning and leave people to be noddied in their own homes.

 

Sounds a bit like Noddageddon!

 

Yep, darned Iceland advert!

 

No! You're safe because he never finished it!

 

I got a work lunch today in a Harvester-style pub. I've got no chance have I?

 

Are ear plugs allowed? Win win as you won’t have to listen to the inane chatter of your workmates either

 

I guess being a Big Lad you can't easily punch him in the face. Not that that would show Christmas spirit

 

The Noddyings are coming thick and fast now….