Seasonal Noddy Avoidance - Begins

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Technohippy, Nov 5, 2022.

  1. As custom dictates 5th Nov is 50 days until the annual eating and farting competition day.
    Thus I hereby declare the Noddy Dodging Season 2022 open.

    Good luck everyone, may it not be CHRIIIIISTMAAAAS until December 25th

    1) Hearing Noddy say It's Christmas = Noddied.
    2) Hearing Noddy say (so here it is) Merry Christmas = Noddied.
    3) Hearing the intro and running away = Valid Dodge
    4) Being unable to leave and sticking your fingers in your ears and going "la la la" = be honest, you were Noddied.
    5) If you think you're in a grey area of the rules = Noddied.
    6) That's Noddy, not Williams or Cullum or anyone else, just Noddy, it isn't called Cullum dodging

    Also, I couldn't give a monkeys about Maria or Wham
  2. Gooders

    Gooders Supporter

    Don’t see what all the fuss is about :rolleyes:
  3. Ridiculously early. If it ain’t December then it’s not the run up to Christmas. Your getting ahead of yourself young man!!! 50 days my arse!
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  4. name of my bus

    name of my bus Supporter

    I thought 1st Dec was the start date?
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  5. philntfc

    philntfc Supporter

    Surely Official Noddy Avoidance Season starts December 1st, only a complete fool would consider playing it now:eek:

    Oh, hang on, I can see the flaw in my argument...
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  6. Jack Tatty

    Jack Tatty Supporter

    This happens every year!!! I’m never quite sure where I stand vis a vis the Noddying regulations! Surely to god we can have some kind of legal and binding definition of the parameters of Noddy Season? Come on mods! You know about these things don’t you??:rolleyes:
  7. jivedubbin

    jivedubbin Moderator

    It's ok just to Nod off or Nod at someone,but singing that song for no good reason is strictly forbidden 8n case someone else hears it.
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  8. Soggz

    Soggz An inquisitive supporter

    What about Bowie and Cosbie?
    Are they exempt?
  9. Bit of Noddy to be getting on with. One of my faves!
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  10. And my fave, fave….
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  11. Jack Tatty

    Jack Tatty Supporter

    Noddy and Jim could write a great song :thumbsup:
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  12. Pudelwagen

    Pudelwagen Supporter

  13. Louey

    Louey Moderator

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  14. Pudelwagen

    Pudelwagen Supporter

    Let's start a campaign to move Halloween to the beginning of December!
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  15. It very much depends on how many sightings there have been in the wild how early.
    Once a few people start asking if the season is open yet because they've heard it we have to open.

    2018 I think it was we started in October because the shops had started stupidly early.
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  16. Norris

    Norris Supporter

    I think the season should start on 1st February. Christmas is well over by then, so any Noddying from that point on is "early"
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  17. Louey

    Louey Moderator

    No way, I love my birthday where it is :thumbsup:
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  18. Chrisd

    Chrisd Supporter

    What happens if you like the song...... I do belong to NAS ;)
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  19. Jack Tatty

    Jack Tatty Supporter

    I’ve always liked it. That hasn’t diminished over the years :thumbsup:
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  20. Pudelwagen

    Pudelwagen Supporter

    I love it! Being Noddied is a sign that Christmas has begun. The only downside is that Cliff Richard is also likely to make an appearance,

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