Roses are red, Violets are blue...

If I had your face
I'd be put in a zoo.



Your efforts please.

 

Rosie's are red, violets are blue
If your lucky tonight
I'll let you come too!

 

Roses are red
Violets are blue
The Late Bay is Brilliant
And my bus is too

 

Roses are red
Violets are blue
Do you fancy a bit?
"NO I'm to tired, I'm having a hot flush, I've got a headache & anyway you've charles the terd me off"

 

Roses are red, Violets are violet. John Travolta is a qualified pilot.

 

Keep them cleanish.

 

Arsenal are red
Chelsea are blue
Please mind the gap
Cos we're 10pts above you

 

Roses are red
Violets are blue
Some words rhyme
And others don't

 

Roses are red , violets are blue, why am i saying this, give us a clue :

 

Roses are Red
Violets are Blue
Ricky's bought a new Beetle
Birdy is camp too

 

roses are red
violets are blue
ricky will poke you
where you poo!

 

Here's one for the country yokels.

Roses are red
Violets are blue
Show us your udders
And give us a moo

 

Or for the welsh .
Roses are red
Violets are blue
Go find my welleez
Ive got me a yew!!

 

Plumbers are Red
Hedgehogs are Blue
Sit down beside me
Be my player 2

 

Roses are red
Violets are blue
Rickyroooos bus is the colour of poo