Roses are red, Violets are blue...

Doh you're a spurs fan, it won't last

 

Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
I'm using my hand,
But I'm thinking of you

 

Liverpool wear red,
Chelsea wear blue,
I cost £50 million and I've only scored two....

Fernando Torres Poetry

 

Roses are red
Violets are blue
We all know that Halfrank wears lady's underware too.

 

Gooner is red
Dazzle is white
When Harry leaves Tottenham
They're gonna be poooooooooo
Damn it's been edited and doesn't rhyme

 

Roses are red
violets are blue
I'm in bed waiting for you


Roses are red
the sheets are blue
glad you could make it
so what shall we do


roses are red
go on give us a clue
Ive got to be at work by half past two

roses are red
did it work for you
ill see you tomorrow
when well clean your flue






its the poets day of today

 

Roses are tits
Violets are tits
I like tits
Tits.

Roses are Brown
Violets are Brown
Dave! you've left the muck spreader on.

 

Roses are Red
Violets are Blue
why all the jokes about my bus being poo?

 

Roses are red
Beetles are blue
Sit in the back
And you can come too

 

The best busses are Brown
The best Beetles are blue
If your colours Jaffa
Then i think it's Poo

Love from Rickyrooo
Mental age 2.

 

Roses are red
Violets are blue
Call me a cab
Coz i'm leaving you.

 

HorTs - have you chosen a winner yet for your romantic evening out?

 

It's chillicamper for me.