Random Shiz

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by CollyP, Apr 24, 2015.

  1. 09.27

    First coffee has been bedranked.


    2 weeks left (hopefully)

    Not enough work.

    Anyone need any office furniture!
    Anyone need to make up a meeting with me?
  2. Do you have an office swivel chair with wheels? Why not explore the building whilst sitting down....make a note of any inaccessible niches, raised thresholds or items on shelves that are beyond reach. Draw a map, with annotations, for future reference.
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  3. Good plan.

    Or I could set up the disabled ramp, down the stairs, and pretend to be @Beaver at Eastnor!
  4. I fixed a wheelchair tail lift ramp at work yesterday....how random and strangely coincidental is that?
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  5. Can the meeting be in the cafe?
  6. Most definitely; almost mandatory! :)
  7. Some aboriginals slit the full length of the underside of their penis, so when they get an erection, the penis opens up like a butterfly.
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  8. Oh look - a two inch butterfly!!! :)
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  9. sANDYbAY

    sANDYbAY On benefits-won't sponsor!

    Get a camping electric hook up lead and a fan heater. At least you'll all be warm inside the tent.
  10. ive got some office furniture do you wana buy it , second thoughts retro office furniture is the dogs i better keep it :D
    who needs a BORED anyway :confused:
  11. I managed to squeeze 6 fillings into my sandwich at lunchtime
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  12. We haven't got electric hook up..:/(
  13. Just wondering if @Terrordales had this done while he was on his white fella walkabout ? I chickened out
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  14. Crikey! Fell out of your teeth did they? If you insist on eating treacle toffee sarnies what do you expect?
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  15. Busted again
  16. sANDYbAY

    sANDYbAY On benefits-won't sponsor!

  17. yeah and thats after taking the little blue pill
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  18. holy baloney, are you Neo off the matrix?
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  19. no but a customer reckons i look a bit like cypher o_O
  20. hahaha they spot on actually!

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