Post a lie about the poster before you

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by bootsam, Aug 25, 2011.

  1. @volkswombat lost his new job as King of Saudi Arabia, after courtiers discovered that his ceremonial headdress was in fact a £1.99 tea towel from Lidls.
     
  2. @snotty was the famously unnamed third man of the Burke and Wills expedition. He lost his manhood to termites
     
  3. @volkswombat has a Masters Degree in Feminine Hygiene from the University of the North Circular Road.
     
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  4. Can i interest you in a discharge?
     
  5. Gah!
     
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  6. Poptop2

    Poptop2 Moderator

    @snotty is the heir to the Howard Hughes fortune. Unfortunately he cannot find his birth certificate to verify he is indeed he!
     
  7. @poptop2 is heir to the Hughie Green fortune. And I mean that most sincerely, folks!
     
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  8. Terrordales

    Terrordales Nightshift Admin

    @snotty likes to dress up as Boy George when he does the shopping
     
  9. Hey! These are supposed to be lies!
     
  10. Terrordales

    Terrordales Nightshift Admin

    I've told you before, I work for GCHQ :lol:
     
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  11. George is looking pretty rough these days - not sure I'd like to resemble him...
     
  12. Snotty likes to play chess with himself whilst a giraffe licks marmalade off his obscenely hairy back.
     
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  13. Poptop2

    Poptop2 Moderator

    @konaboy6284 once built a life size model of Indiana Jones out of discarded lollipop sticks and sold it to the London science museum for £100000.
     
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  14. Poptop planned to do John o'Groats to Lands end on a unicycle with no saddle, unfortunately he failed at the 1st hurdle as he went north and fell in the sea. He did raise £250 for charity though because that's one smucking funny video.
     
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  15. Poptop2

    Poptop2 Moderator

    @Majorhangover spent this weekend panning for gold in the Yukon. He was very successful and is planning a big spend when he can find his way home. His Sat nav battery is flat.
     
  16. @poptop2 is so accident prone, he once managed to set fire to his own ar*e while writing Christmas cards.
     
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  17. Poptop2

    Poptop2 Moderator

    @snotty owns a greetings card shop in Damascus. One of his best selling lines is the do it yourself al qeada suicide kit. It is a carefully put together bit of card that when opened for the first time should allow you 30 seconds to write a goodbye message.

    I am guessing It is work in progress. :(
     
  18. @poptop2 is in the process of moving to greece
     
  19. I'll admit development hasn't been without its problems :(
     
  20. jivedubbin

    jivedubbin Moderator

    Snotty was seen at 02.30 this morning crossing the M25 at Heathrow he was riding a 3 legged donkey that he purchased in the pub for a fiver .The donkeys name is Helena and will only eat cabbage
     
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