tuesday wildchild is the world champion pickled onion eater. He once stuffed two whole jar fulls in his mouth and broke all his teeth.
Poptops entire online persona is a lie. He actually drives round in a yellow 3 wheeled van selling rip off rolexs'. Which he stores in his flat that he shares with his brother dave. Or is it Rodney?
@oscar is the worlds leading authority on lederhosen. Not only does he own every lederhosen manufacturing company in the Cotswolds, he actually wears them continually beneath his day clothing. At night he has an exclusive lederhosen onesy and striped lederhosen pyjamas.
Poptop, or Delboy to those that know, likes to keep half a packet of cheese and onion walkers in his back pocket. The reason is, it keeps the romp of otters that like to follow him, away from his nether regions. Nobody knows why they're so interested in him. But I believe he likes to hide molluscs up his jacksy.
@oscar has successfully committed suicide twice. The last time he sat at the bottom step of the embankment embarkment dressed only in a pair of Aladin shoes, playing a ukelele, singing na Na Na Na. Na Na Na Na, ehh ehho, goodbye..
Terrordales can create nuclear fusion from vigorous beard rubbing. Scientist have not successfully harnessed this power. Yet!
@Terrordales is Lembit Opik's lesser known brother Piotr. He couldnt see a future in politics so went walkabout with the guy out of Crocodile Dundee (not Paul Hogan - the other one who's name evades me). They lived on komodo dragon & sorrel leaves with the odd fish dish. The Australian equivalent of the CIA are still searching for his whereabouts.
Tuesday windchild can often be heard in the woods at night playing bagpipes and calling trees by there Latin American names
When he was younger @jivedubbin was the subject of the popular 1970's Lena Zavaroni hit "Mamma he's making eyes at me". She rebuffed his advances.
@Majorhangover only eats kumquats. apart from when hes eating broad beans on toast. his farts are pretty standard