Post a lie about the poster before you

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  1. Barneyrubble

    Barneyrubble

    jivedubbin , is mrs kiplings love child
     
    Barneyrubble, Jan 21, 2015
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  2. snotty

    snotty

    @Barneyrubble fills in his self-assessment tax returns naked
     
    snotty, Jan 21, 2015
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  3. Terrordales

    Terrordales Nightshift

    @snotty really wanted to be called phlegmy
     
    Terrordales, Jan 21, 2015
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  4. Poptop2

    Poptop2 Administrator

    @Terrordales once ate an whole rugby ball in one gulp. The Dr said it could pass through naturally if he had a few spoonfuls of castor oil. He said anything was worth a try.
     
    Poptop2, Jan 21, 2015
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  5. SweeneyTodd

    SweeneyTodd

    @poptop2 is the country's leading weevil breeder. He credits his success to learning logarithms at high school & bathing nightly in leftover gravy. Bakers in the isle of wight loathe him.
     
    SweeneyTodd, Jan 21, 2015
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  6. volkswombat

    volkswombat

    @SweeneyTodd is a huge fan of Nash Bridges, and once appeared in the show as Don Johnsons perenium double after winning a competition in takeabreak
     
    volkswombat, Jan 22, 2015
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  7. snotty

    snotty

    @volkswombat once drove the entire length of the Great Wall of China in a Sinclair C5.
     
    snotty, Jan 22, 2015
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  8. Poptop2

    Poptop2 Administrator

    @snotty holds the Olympic distance record for shoving a penny with his nose. He did it in the London Olympics and shoved it from Camden to Leeds, but had a knee cap blowout on the A1 or would have carried on to somewhere more northern!
     
    Poptop2, Jan 22, 2015
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  9. volkswombat

    volkswombat

    That's not too far from the truth actually.....
     
    volkswombat, Jan 22, 2015
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  10. volkswombat

    volkswombat

    @poptop2 s last shopping trip was to get a job lot of sanitary towels to use as insulation in an Lt camper
     
    volkswombat, Jan 22, 2015
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  11. Poptop2

    Poptop2 Administrator

    Only during cold periods!

    @volkswombat is the only person in his town to dance around the maypole. Although in fairness he does do it daily throughout the year and it is in his own garden.
     
    Poptop2, Jan 22, 2015
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  12. volkswombat

    volkswombat

    Thought that said gaypeople!

    Poprop likes to dance provocatively at the butchers because they give him a free chicken as reward
     
    volkswombat, Jan 22, 2015
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  13. Terrordales

    Terrordales Nightshift

    @volkswombat likes to wander around town in stockings & suspenders
     
    Terrordales, Jan 22, 2015
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  14. Colin

    Colin

    Terrordales doesn't make me laugh, in fact he's a boring old fart!
     
    Colin, Jan 23, 2015
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  15. rickyrooo1

    rickyrooo1 Hanging round like a bad smell

    colin has a twin brother called trevor, who works in a bank.

    1,000,000 points if anyone gets the tv programme that comes from.
     
    rickyrooo1, Jan 23, 2015
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  16. Poptop2

    Poptop2 Administrator

    @rickyrooo1 was a script writer on the comic strip presents. He got fired for bad jokes and watching too much Tele.
     
    Poptop2, Jan 23, 2015
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  17. rickyrooo1

    rickyrooo1 Hanging round like a bad smell

    @poptop2 obviously also watched "more bad news" too many times, or he is infact den dennis spider webb or vim fuego/alan metcalf.
     
    rickyrooo1, Jan 23, 2015
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  18. womball

    womball

    I heard that @rickyrooo1 is selling his van and going to buy a caravan. As he fells like he doesn't fit in here anymore with a brown van lol
     
    womball, Jan 23, 2015
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  19. Barneyrubble

    Barneyrubble

    @womball actually invented a new ball game called wom , the word wom comes from the stoneage word for big , the game is played with more than one .
     
    Barneyrubble, Jan 23, 2015
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  20. womball

    womball

    I heard @Barneyrubble likes to sleep with a cucumber under his pillow as it makes him fell safe at night lol
     
    womball, Jan 23, 2015
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