I was sat on the bus this morning when i noticed the beautiful young woman sitting next to me was reading a book titled ''Strange but true sexual facts''. "Interesting?'' i asks. ''Yes'' she replies, ''For instance, did you know that the American Red Indian has the longest penis in the world and an Irishman has the thickest? Oh, I'm sorry" she continued, my name's Helen & yours?" ... ''Tonto O'Riley "