Is it like 1980s USSR where you are..,,

I’m inventing a way of reconstituting tomatoes from soup and ketchup to fix this issue.

 

Tesco has been lacking in veg for several days now. Except Turnips, obvs

 

You can smoke it?

 

Same here. I expect a thriving black market in toms...

 

Wish I hadn’t given up on the allotment now… could have made a fortune!

 

Bloke offered me a packet of sun-ripened down the pub last night. £50. I can get some more if you're interested...

 

How much for a bag o carrots guv?

 

Organic? £60. It's good stuff

 

Pancake days comin up sarah ...Shrove tuesday and wednesday and lemons for pancakes ...we have seven in the bowl for the big game tomoz ...The Ashbourne shrovetide football game .
U tube it , it's crazy ...but so am I

 

Imagine the scene at our local Waitrose when they heard they'd run out of organic papaya. People weeping the aisles. Several were on the phone to the Samaritans

 

Becky went to Sainsburys yesterday and said the veg aisle was nearly empty

 

Finally my stockpiling of Green Giant Corn will pay off!

I originally bought them as the cans could offer some shockwave protection if fashioned into a wall for when the machines take over, and I could throw them at the smaller flying ones with machine guns. I could also eat the content on of the cans, a triple threat with no downside.

But now these babies can turbo charge my retirement.

I wonder if canned corn is subject to capital gains tax?

 

Glad I bought all those boxes of army ration packs and instant noodles, last year…

 

Tinned sweet corn - the ultimate reusable vegetable, provided you are not squeamish about the recovery process.

 

You'll get porcelain poo eating ration packs, they were designed not to keep the army regular, if you get my gist

 

Watched a progg about it recently...,
some actor dude, in the river at the goal,
Savage..!

 

history of football.....
1st proper teams were in Sheffield

 

Any chance you can lay your hands on , er…… a kilo of sugar snap peas? …..Asking for a friend obviously. I’ll pay…sorry, my friend will pay handsomely. This is strictly on the QT ok?