If you were a Northerner for a day...

Let it bite your finger

Please don't throw it over the fence

 

Why not? I've been chucking mink over Barry's fence all week.

 

Oh, you’re so rude...

 

Take it crap fishing with Bazza.

 

Don't carp swim along the bottom, shovelling up muck?

 

That's why Bazza likes them so much ........ anything to do with bottoms.

 

Knit it a little coat and a little blanket for night usage.

 

Stick it down your trousers

 

Stuff it down your trousers!

Woops! Sorry Para, you beat me to it!

 

I thought the Guardian was formerly known as The Manchester Guardian.. before the Yoghurt weavers took over....

 

What are you lot like, I went fishing last night and didn't see a single mink then I come on here this morning and see loads of the horrible murdering creatures

 

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Bazza, don't know what you mean?

 

Mantovani was good and I think he was northern. Also Lita Rosa and Vince Hill.

 

I thought Mant O’Varney was Irish?

 

@crossy2112 Is that a East Grinstead Mink"s that @Barry Haynes was on about

 

Think thats Mrs H