If you were a Northerner for a day...

Shhhh
You’ll have all the southerners coming up here to eat our food

There’s a reason we tell people it’s grim up north

 

Or camp with some specatacular landscapes instead of flat and boring.

 

They couldn't afford it with the cost of living down sarf.

 

Why would we when we have

 

Which is what I'm avin tonight me old cockers

 

Away man! The place must be already full of southern jessies.

". . . The TripAdvisor website describes The Black Swan as: “A tantalising trip for the taste buds. This restaurant is truly a box of delights. The flavours, combinations of ingredients and skill in putting together the menu are joyous.” A tasting menu costs £95 per person. . ."

No Yorkshireman would pay 95 quid for a meal!

 

How does the Guardian know that? Yorkshire's bloody miles away from Islington.

 

I doubt any one from Yorkshire or up North would read the Guardian as well

 

Very true.

 

I have to read it, otherwise I wouldn't know what it is I'm supposed to take offence at this week

 

I confess I keep a copy of the Polly Toynbee Swimsuit Edition under the bed for...relaxation...purposes

Also, the Owen Jones supplement "What Working Class People Actually Do and How to Recognise Them" is a very useful resource

 

Mr T that pub is rubbish, food not very nice and service terrible tell all the southerners!


it's really very good but we don't want that lot up here

 

Oi!

 

Your northern

 

North of Watford, so I s'pose I am

 

According to The Haynes Guide to Norvern, you most definitely are.

 

Try it with ginger ale, its a belter!

 

It doesn't seem to be just us lot at it.

 

Right, I bought one of these. What do I do with it?