If you were a Northerner for a day...

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by snotty, Oct 10, 2017.

  1. crossy2112

    crossy2112 Supporter

    Pardon?
     
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  2. crossy2112

    crossy2112 Supporter

    Sorry but newbies are only allowed limited access :D
     
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  3. I'm telling Mr Haynes what you said!
     
  4. Barry Haynes

    Barry Haynes I dance in leopard skin mankini’s

    They talk like that, take baths in the front room clog dance in the street, and they live in Travel inns during the week down sarf then go home at the weekends
     
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  5. crossy2112

    crossy2112 Supporter

    Bazza! Stop giving away our secrets :gnome:
     
  6. Thank you Mr Haynes, I knew I could rely on you for a lucid, noucient and apposite explanation. You really are wasted on this site but I know I speak for many when I say how glad we are that you are here.
     
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  7. Terrordales

    Terrordales Nightshift

    Anything beyond Watford Gap according to some on here.
     
  8. [​IMG]Here is a north south map to help with knowing where you are
     
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  9. Dubs

    Dubs Sponsor supporter extraordinaire

    How can you spot a dyslexic northerner?


    He's the one wearing a cat flap....
     
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  10. davidoft

    davidoft Sponsor

    that map surprises me, I assumed it would be just a ring around that London
     
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  11. Never mind lard but if they dont do dripping for my sarnie you can damn well keep waitrose
    oh and by the way to me cheshire is just the north midlands to me.......
     
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  12. would that include places like HemelHempstead and Bognor Regis
     
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  13. Cooo!!
     
  14. Oi!
     
  15. MorkC68

    MorkC68 Administrator

    Gods finest county of Derbyshire is norff, no more, no less :D

    Home!
     
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  16. Welcome to my world
     
  17. Sorry didn’t get that , damn! my interpreter has gone home


    Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk
     
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  18. crossy2112

    crossy2112 Supporter

    Derbyshire is 6 miles from my house - little bit too close really. I can see your wet weather from here o_O
     
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  19. MorkC68

    MorkC68 Administrator

    and your bloody weather is raining..flippin Yorkshire drizzle :D
     
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  20. MorkC68

    MorkC68 Administrator

    Derbyshire translation:

    "Derbyshire is a very fine county with splendid scenery in the north of the country, put simply".

    "Mork's home county"

    Hows that for you :D
     
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