If you cant beat them join them

This reminds me of something I saw early one morning when I worked in Blackpool. I was attending a job at a domestic property when I spotted this Chinese bloke doing Tai Chi in his jammies with what can only be described as a F### O## big SWORD!

 

Round our parts if you didn't have a big bag of broken Foxes biscuits you were somebody & could afford the proper ones!

 

Cheap sausages,,,,, I have not bought meat from a supermarket or shop for years, I get all my from my friends, someone is always selling half a pig, mixed 1/4 of a beast or venison, we have more deer around here than ever recorded and DEFRA have put some pressure on the local keeper to reduce them as they are straying towards town and causing accidents on the main roads, as for eastern europe, thats where your cheap sausages come from, enjoy your conective tissue from animals raised in a factory, so much for animal welfare.

 

Trouble is in towns & cities no-one sells half a pig or quarter of beast so we have to buy sausages that are full of bum holes, nostrils & ear'oles! In major cities you can even struggle to get home grown veg.