I told her I was knackered

Get another one for LEF and dig for oil in the same hole.

 

Why am I thinking

 

Before applying polish to the nails, file those edges. A warm red should tone nicely with that elegant footwear.

 

Maybe a small ankle chain as well?

 

Is that what scholl grinder Mrs TW brought me for Christmas is for?

 

Not be small around my ankles deary

 

Nice bloke Reg, thought me all he knew.

 

We must have gone to the same school.
The Reg Perrins school off diy.
Late one night when I was fitting a new internal door I slipped with a new chisel and stuck it in my leg. Blood everywhere so I just wrapped it with a tea towel and tape and just went to bed. It stopped bleeding but made a right mess in the bed.

 

Get yourself an industrial shredder for your garden waste the one wrere you need a ladder to reach

 

Considered buying a combine harvester? They're fun to drive, and blockages on the front bit are easy to clear, even with the engine running.

 

I'm starting to feel you are trying to see me end my mortal life.