I told her I was knackered

It was nice knowing you as I don't believe you have fully body armour handy?


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Considered buying a scythe? They're handy. Or a chainsaw, maybe?

 

Sorry about that, my ma did this with a fork, it went in 1-2" and my dad had to pull it out because she couldn't reach it or something. Luckily I wasn't there!

 

You need to attend a Froggy human factors course.
Tony

 

I think you should fully embrace the French life style and stop work and never start again

 

^this. His only task during the day would be shrugging and urinating in public.

 

That's pretty well covered most days already I would think.

 

I do one already.

 

I've tried but I'm married.

 

Have chainsaw but I do like the scythe idea.

 

70 is even more of a challenge!

 

Do you think @rickyrooo1 is sharpening his pencil in ready for my end?

 

Not sure I'll get there.

 

Mystic Zed days you'll cut off a finger sharpening a scythe. You read it hear first folks.

 

Why not buy a threshing machine? What could possibly go wrong?

 

We do have something like that in the barn but it not fully working so no good.

 

In fairness to your wifes hearing she could have thought yo said you was too naked

 

One mustn't get ones outfit dirty.

 

Tis but a scratch. You are The Black Knight.