I told her I was knackered

But Mrs TW say get and do so I did and look what happened.


Yep I've just axed me leg.

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well i expect she is annoyed you havnt done it properly

 

Yep I was right last time, You really have got something wrong with you

 

I dare not tell her as she thinks I'm useless already

 

I'm 50 next year me hair is almost gone, teeth almost gone, eyes poor and the rest ain't much better.

 

you should try being 60

 

Is this what I've got to look forward too

 

...and IIRC I followed your post foretelling of this exact accident.

 

did he mention the weight gain and impotence. Saying that hes only a youngster - got some catching up to do!

 

Your a witch, burn the witch.

 

Or 69 and ten months

 

your memory is good

 

That's not very nice or supportive.

 

Who?

 

her

 

Quarter past five...

 

I'm just about to use this, any advice?


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Leave it lying about until you kick the pointy end (between your toes should sting a bit).