I’ve bought something and I’m not going to polish or paint it

No wonder it has an unfamiliar stink Down south

Just you wait for the quinoa tax lol

 

I bet a pile of quinoa
Doesn’t look as satisfying as this

 

How much wood would a Woodchuck chuck if a Woodchuck could chuck wood?

 

I also bought this framed print

However I bought it for the frame and glass

I’ve a map I need to frame

 

I quite like the picture though

 

I’ve got a Mate that’s been telling that joke at every party for the last 20 years , entertaining watching it done by someone else though!!!


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I give him a month before it's mirror finished

 

We have jumpers for when it starts to get cold but not needed yet

 

This is the opposite to what @Barry Haynes did. He told me he didn't buy it but is always polishing it and asked me to guess what he was talking about

 

@paradox
Paint-it like a latebay?

 

That would look good brightly polished...

 

Coal scuttle? Very 'od!

 

I thought folk Oop North were covered in a thick coat of body hair to protect them against the cold?

Down South, we're a bit further along the evolutionary path, of course...

 

Always showing folk his ruddy pink cheeks. Well, not since his last court appearance, obviously...

 

reminds me of primary school classroom days. its a bit of social history and best left as it is.

 

The coal scuttle, or @crossy2112 's body hair?