I’ve bought something and I’m not going to polish or paint it

I like it just the way it is
Is this a slippery slope

 

It’s a good slope, minimal work maximum joy

 

?

 

Why would you polish a can of coke

 

This ?
https://goo.gl/images/jxHk4s

 

Here in the South, we have central heating

 

We all know you better than yourself bud. You'll change your mind. I can smell a freshly opened tin of tractor enamel from here.

 

We do up north it runs of kerosene
It’s not been cold enough to turn it on yet


The hearth is the heart of a home

 

That copper and brass handles will come up a treat

 

Nope I’ve become friends with pat and tina

 

That’s poppers dude
You forgot to put the lid back on

 

But the flames of the fire will dance on it if you polish it

 

Talking of dancing
I’ve learnt some new moves I found in the internet

 

So I bet you get some patina wax to keep it good.........wink wink

 

It’s probably looked like that without help for a very long time
I’m going to fill it with coal and stick it by the fire