How many languages can you speak? (aside from English)

I learned Russian when younger, cant speak it really but apparently I do when im asleep. At least some of it is intelligible and makes sense. No 1 daughter is the language master in our house and whilst camping last year I was shouting in Russian during the night. No idea what I said and I don't think I know many swear words.

The intelligent answer would of course have been "are you a sleeper"

 

Dicky , I also did Russian for 4 years in secondary school . Exactly why , I don't know. Can barely remember a few sentences

 

Probably because the teacher looked like Ursula Andress on the film She

 

Shouting Russian in your sleep it was the vodka...

 

Ocho cervezas por favor!

What else do you need?

 

Commie infiltrator

 

Bristolian is all you need.

 

very very disappionted no new barney jokes , does get a bit boring when you hear the same old ones about me doesnt it

 

German well (used to be fluent, but don't get the practice in any more), basic French and Italian although I can follow a conversation in both.

 

I looked on Google Translate - they don't do Brizzle yet. Might do in the future, if there's a demand for it.

 

I'm BRITISH so no need to learn a lower language, anyway the world speaks a form of English as we learned them when we run the world.

 

Apart from a couple of English dialects, German (Sud Deutsch) & Scottish Gaelic & a bit of Mandarin, Cantonese & Hoklo Chinese, a little Japanese & an array of cursing in Arabic.

 

You forgot "Strine".

 

You've been watching to many sub titled films

 

You do know that phrases like "You numba one johnny, get extra long time" is English, not a foreign language?

 

Mama-san in Kobe said things like that...didn't know you'd been to Japan...have we met before? Not the chap who used to leave his brogues outside by any chance.

 

Did the earth move for you in Kobe? It often does, literally .

My lasting impression of Japan was a battery torch holder beside my bed, together with a cheery sign saying "In Case Of Earthquake, Do Not Worry!"

 

That's an English dialect cobber

 

They're the only decent films to watch.

 

17 per cent now....