How many languages can you speak? (aside from English)

English .,,,
Spanish , mom was cuban ,
german pretty good .
Was studying korean when i lived there , but lost most of that ,,,
Been looking for the berlitz @Barneyrubble book in the bookstore ,
But its always sold out and on backorder...

 

sursex , not kent ish , i crossed the border in chase ,whilst old enuff ta no beta

 

velly wear bok , wearer than barns dor i tweye not ta spleekit too mutya coz it confoosez the fiker wunz wat can ownlee read n tawk in shakee spear wey .com mon

 

German pretty well, some Spanish, especially related to onion possession.

I did live in Wolverhampton for a few months, so some beginner's Yam Yam.

 

"Elephant and Castle, stick it up your ar*ehole" - traditional rhyming slang

 

I did visit the Islamic Republic of Walsall earlier in the year...

 

Keep going . Its like a online course !!!

 

wee kneeed ta tawk ourly wait furst i neeedz pen iz

 

I learned how to say the following, by osmosis, trawling around the numerous caravan and motor spares shops of Calais, on the first morning of a french tour:

"Good Day. I have a charge problem with my refrigerator in my Camping Vehicle. I require two matching 4 pin, 12 volt relays, preferably Bosch, and eight female spade terminals...Thankyou"
there was a lot of gesticulating, sound effects, and sketches but got there in the end
amazing how much you can pick up when you're desperate....

bit of French
bit of German

 

I wuz born in clapum, and moved ta tha owd Kent road wen I woz a kid so sarf east and sarf west

 

Fluent Welsh, just enough German to mention the war.

 

Yowm avin a loff. Ar con spake proper cuss ar wuz brung up in Dudley and Quarry Bonk.

 

Zumerzetish and a bit off English too.
How be doin, tis nottlin' zmarnin me luvers.
S'getting dimpsey so you d'mind y'doan go vallin auver they ruckles on yer way cross mower.
Bloomin grockles, ye be gettin everywhere.

 

its a bit like a dream job being a comedian i just dream

 

Doodlay?

 

I apparently speak Russian when Im asleep!