Turned up at a party at a restaurant dressed like a *****...... ONLY TO REALISE YOU WERE A WEEK EARLY!!!
Ask @Barneyrubble Although not sure his outfit was to that extreme! Don't worry @Tiny-Pie - am sure they saw the funny side and at least you know how your outfit will be taken by people for next week.
I feel your pain TP ..... I turned up at a rough(ish) pub once for a fancy dress party dressed as a cub scout. There were only a few of us in fancy dress and I was the only fella. To say I felt like a proper knob doesn't quite cover it
I don't see the issue tbh....the cotton reels could do with a little more colour coordination, but aside from that I'd say it's fairly conservative.... Oh....and lose the door handle in the pocket....it's soooo last week now that everyone's seen your outfit, are you going to have to think of another?