Good original excuse needed!

yeh but yeh but what excuse did ya use

 

Told them we'd got 2 bays in resto and no spare cash

 

Tell them you are number one fix and weld bloke for The late bay mob and wherever you go they follow

 

Tell them that it would be a great place for a winter retreat for the blood sucking satanic cult that you are the master of and it would look better if there were some goat heads hung on the walls and you would only bring virgins from the town on winter solstice and your birthday

 

That sounds nice, could you tell me how to book ?

 

Simply text 666 and leave your bank details date of birth address all messages are to be forwarded to b ells e bab prince of darkness

 

You can hear someone coming in a clog

 

Ebola.