Me and Sal are currently enjoying a week on the Costa del sol at a 4star resort for £50 for doing a questionnaire at Malaga airport last time we were there, very nice apartment and complex. Tomorrow morning we get taken for complimentary breakfast and tour of the facilities then no doubt locked in a room till we sign up for life We won't cos our good friends and next door neighbours have just bought a place 5 miles from here and we will get to use that if we want. But I'm sure you good people can come up with a more original excuse than that to get us out of that room? It's absolutely *******ing down at the mo by the way
"there is an original Spanish sign written panel van in (town name) that urgently requires a new home"
Tell them it isn't for you - some friends had this a good few years ago and they were badgered constantly about it, they told them no they didn't want a timeshare - they're are going to buy a place outright!! They weren't but it helped get rid of them.
No thankyou our next door neighbours have just bought a place 5 miles from here and we will get to use that if we want ,tbh we only came cost it was (à quid) ,we are brassick and on the dole..
Tell them that you own a Late Bay. They'll know that you wont have any spare cash and let you out to stop wasting their time. Might not get your free bacon cob though.
all my criminal friends have property around here and i look after theirs for them for favours , so i dont really need one but if you need some security i can point you in the right direction guv
