Good original excuse needed!

Just sign for everything they offer you. I'll pop over in the summer and sort out the mess for you and see if I can get you out of it. It could take a couple of visits

 

Have I seen this on Crimestoppers ?
Have I seen this on rip of Britain ?
Wasn't this scam covered in the one show ?
How do you feel about polygamy ? Is there another room for my five chosen life partners ?

 

Gave them the headboard harmony full blast on the Hardon Cumon sound system

 

Too much info at this time of the morning. You deserve to be sold a timeshare now.

I was going to suggest that you tell them you are a Pikey and ask if there are lots of parking spaces for your relatives caravans when they visit.

 

Just don't sign anything, don't give address, give a different name, ask if it is wheelchair friendly (none of them are), enjoy the freebies.

 

Tell them you're awaiting trial for multiple counts of GBH on annoying and pestering salesmen and if you're found not guilty and are a free man you'll come back and buy one.

 

Tell them you have a loose bowel syndrome that kicks in if you sit still for more than 15 minutes.

 

Tell them that you are British and that you already own a timeshare in Spain. It's called Gibraltar.

 

Ooooooh

 

I think you should sign up- they've given you a cheap holiday and a free breakfast. Ungrateful so and so.....

 

Say you are from a rival company just checking their sales patter.

 

Oscar is right - ignore breakfast, go out early and enjoy yourself!

 

AND you got some 'action'

 

Reminded me of a joke - What's the difference between a jonny & a clog?????

 

I don't know, what is the difference between a Jonny and a clog?

 

Tell them you have just recieved an email and you might lose your job, won't be able to commit until you are back on UK soil.

 

Then ignore them.

 

so what weeks can we all come over and lay around your appartments pool then ?

 

Buying is easy but wait until you want to off load it, not easy!

 

Only 4 hours of my life I won't get back
£300 per month for 10 years for accommodation only worldwide for 19 years, 900 points a year and transferable to top hotels , confused? me too, signed up? Not a chance