GENERAL ELECTION... 8th of june

Tell me the truth, your just being nice to me cos im special arent you?

 

Seem to remember he wasn't a liberal drinker

 

You know perfectly well I have a beard, but Ms.T. made me take the poster of Che off the wall .............. it's now in my office.

 

Best of it is ...politicians and us don't really understand what to do or think for the best when it all comes down to it .

 

I think generally the British public are bored of the whole brexit , political farce come government fiasco .....and as for Scotland and that horrible woman I say kick Scotland out ....

 

To candidate ..'will you tax historical vehicles in your term in government'? Yes/no?
There you go , election sorted, simples!

 

Voter:
"Will your government tax historical vehicles if you win the election? Yes/No?

Candidate:
"I'm very glad you asked that question. Historic vehicles are a vital part of our transport infrastructure which is why my government intends to redress the neglect and damage caused by the present government and we intend to put aside £10,000,000 pounds of extra money to ensure a fairer and more equitable society, especially focusing on the poorer sections of the population who have been ignored by the present Prime Minister. In addition to this measure we intend to make the NHS much better and we will get a brilliant deal when we negotiate our exit from the EU and we will do all of this and more but definitely won't need to increase direct taxes. Next question please.

 

Get rid of them all and get a Blair or a Trump do you mean?


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or Erdogan

 

If any of you are undecided on who to vote for. I'd just like to put myself forward as a candidate if it's not too late. I was considering taking over the country by armed force and imposing my own brand of uber right wing bordering on neo nazi agenda. But to be honest this whole voting thing seems a much easier way to achieve the same outcome.

Vote for me! I might even tell you some policies if I can be arsed.

 

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And yet Labour now has the biggest membership of any party in Europe as a direct result of his election to leader. I don't care if his presentation isn't as slick as the political opportunists he has to be compared with, it's his values and policies that appeal to me. The question is, if you are a socialist, which of his policies are you against? (No need to answer if you are a Tory!)

 

Now now Snotty, you really shouldn't believe everything you read in the press. He said he was the second man to set foot on the moon!

 

Isn't it a pity that so many politicians are not honest so that you have to guess what their motives really are? May has called this election to get a mandate with which to confront the hard brexiteers in her own party. She wants to backslide on freedom of movement, wants access to the single market so needs a big majority so that when the nutters in her party turn on her she has got a big stick to fight them off.

 

thank goodness we only have seven weeks of this nonsense

 

Let June be the end of may


Ha nar vote for whoever you want

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I see George Osborne is getting out.
http://www.independent.co.uk/news/u...on-2017-editor-evening-standard-a7690801.html

 

I think he'll be ok, the 5 other jobs should see him keep his head above water.
Such a hard working young man, I'm sure he's an inspiration to us all