Earthing.. Ya body..!

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by art b, May 19, 2023.

  1. crossy2112

    crossy2112 Supporter

    That will be due to the metal plate in your head :thumbsup:
     
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  2. mikedjames

    mikedjames Supporter

    If course, the plastic in Crocs means you are distinctly un-earthed when wearing them on a sunny day.. until they fill up with sweat and it runs down the outside or if you stand on pieces of dwarf.
     
  3. mikedjames

    mikedjames Supporter

    I believe this is because your head acts as a lens and a resonator picking up the radio energy from the too-small aerial in the key and re radiating it as a parasitic radiator. At about 430MHZ , a common key fob frequency, the aerial should be about 30-35cm long for best results - a half-wave dipole. Your head is a better match . Dont worry, owing to "skin effect" most of the energy flows just below your skin and doesn't get into your brain.. which is well designed to dump heat .. like when you worry hard about radio waves it produces more heat itself..
     
  4. Who's been massacring the dwarves?

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  5. Ozziedog

    Ozziedog Supporter

    I think we can have a little less of this sort of talk, I’m quite partial to dwarves il have you know.:cool:

    Ozziedog,,,,, and not mentioning any vertically challenged member on here either :thumbsup:
     
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  6. No good for me - I'm not an old fashioned millionaire .
     
  7. Tbh
    If Mike recommends earthing with a dwarf....

    It must be right .. :thumbsup:
     
  8. :D
     
  9. scrooge95

    scrooge95 Moderator and piggy bank keeper

    Okay, I admit it…. I have a pair of crocs…. and I love them.
    But never, never ever, would I want to stand on pieces of dwarf in them, that’s just wrong.
     
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  10. Jack Tatty

    Jack Tatty Supporter and teachers pet

    I think it was a typo on Mike’s part. I think he meant pieces of Worf, the Klingon character in Star Trek: The Next Generation. Easy mistake to make.
     
  11. Wouldn’t that be middle earthing :D
     
  12. Going to bond Mrs b to the steel bedframe with some earth sleeving and see how it goes
    Im going to bond Mrs B to the steel bedframe..
    with some earth sleeving and see how she reacts.. :)
     
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  13. Kinky
     
  14. Dub and Dubber

    Dub and Dubber Supporter

    You do know that is genuine original Cockney rhyming slang don't you?!
     
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  15. Hopefully... :p
     
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  16. I went down the opticians to have my Third Eye checked. Wouldn't do it on the NHS, so I had to go private :rolleyes:

    "Can you see Mother Earth's healing forces? And now? Better or worse?"
     
  17. I once earthed a cloud, or very nearly. Playing cricket it started to rain, but with only a couple of overs to go we stayed out. Suddenly everyone on the pitch was thrown to the ground (really, everyone) and there was simultaneously a flash and a massive bang. I don't know exactly where the lightening hit, and we didn't stay around to find out. Really weird, it was just like someone and hit me in the chest with a wrecking ball. That said, I don't want to be too earthed, as I like to remain slightly positive if I can.
     
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  18. Jack Tatty

    Jack Tatty Supporter and teachers pet

    Tell me about it! I called my doctor last week to arrange a Tarot reading as Saturn was in conjunction with Neptune, the receptionist put the phone down on me! No wonder the NHS is on its a***! :rolleyes:
     
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  19. He told me "your main chakra has moved to oppose Uranus". How did that happen? I did trip over the front step that morning. Maybe that did it?
     
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