Dumb smartphone question

They talk funny in Brizzle. Be careful.

 

Weme certainly does, cus weme gurt lush us Brizzal types, watch out for the ring road as they've almost finished parts of it, translated that means some bits still have mahoosive speed bump / cliff type things but because it's almost finished, they've taken down the warning signs.

Ozziedog,,,,,,,,,, you gotta love it down yer!

 

Someone kindly loaned me a iPhone 4s last night till I get sorted.
I'm sure I'd get used to it but im not that keen on it after using it all night, I don't understand all the hype.
Find it a bit awkward, I've had to google how to do a couple of simple things already.
As for making me more attractive, well a very angry man was attracted to me in bristol, and we had a verbal punch up.

 

Was that me maybe ???
I know exactly what you mean about those iPhone things. I was quite happy with my Android phone and my surface tablet and my windows on my lappy top then I went to work as a consultant for a company in January and part of that meant I had to buy an iPad and swap my phone over to an iPhone. It's just so different, the timings seem to change all the time as in sometimes you tap something and it works instantly, and sometimes you haven't tapped hard enough or quick enough and sometimes you have to tap it again but it was just going slow and now you've tapped it twice so it's doing something completely different to what you were trying to do. They also seem to update and change things at the drop of a hat, it's almost a full time job keeping up with that side of things! Now I'm starting to sound old.

Ozziedog ',,,,,,,,, because I am.

 

Were you angry in an industrial area at 4am?!?!

 

I'm afraid you just may not be handsome enough to have an iPhone. It does sometimes happen.

 

get one of these, great value for money, but a bit on the large size, £4 on ebay to get it unlocked, jobs a carrot.

https://shop.vodafone.co.uk/shop/pa...w/vodafone-smart-6-ultra-payg?isPlanSelected=

 

I have normally gone out and bought a secondhand Samsung Galaxy [whatever £100 buys] on eBay, each time the last one got dropped/crunched/killed by a family member. Cheaper than insurance.
Unfortunately on several of the phones while I have been poking around I have found a corroded green blob which I believe was the backup battery and which seems to be related to phones that go funny and crash more often. So there is a time limit on all of these phones, as they rot away in your sweaty pocket.

As a result I have changed tack and gone for things like a Samsung A3 on a cheap contract which is about £5 a month more than air time over 24 months or £120..

 

I'm ugly enough for a £50 Motorola..

But smart enough not to Break a £450 iPhone.....

I seem to use this smilie an awful lot ..

 

I may have been but mostly in my dreams. 4am,??? That's before ten o'clock in the morning isn't it???

Ozziedog,,,,,,, I've heard of it