Do you have a super power?

Having extremely long and loud farts at 3in the morning after having chick pea curry's

 

Can you play old Broadway hits? Do you do requests?

 

Afraid not ,usually like a long powerful drum solo by Ian Paice .....And my wife finds the whole thing quite disgusting ...but can't help laughing after the ridiculous length of it .

 

1 handful per person.... Doesn't look enough dried and you'd be tempted to add more... Don't.

Try next time 1 handful per person (or 80grams with something 100grams on its own)

 

I find snapping chocolate biscuits clean in half with one hand is very satisfying. It's a skill I have handed down to my youngest son.

 

It has to be actioned using the thumb, then correctly aligned middle and index finger in a pincer movement.

 

Catching things before they hit the floor. I have a pretty good track record on that

Less successful is spinning an oven glove into the air and inserting my hand mid-flight. I do keep trying though

 

If I roll a cigarette and light it, the thing I've been waiting so long for that I thought I may as well have a smoke.... turns up.
This super power works on busses, trains, and takeaways

 

Dismantling motorized things lightning fast.
But my capacity to slow time down when putting them back together is better.
2 days to dismantle, 10 years and counting to build it back together

 

Oh yes - works in restaurants too when the food is taking a long time to arrive

 

I have discovered my super power only yesterday, i can mix a small batch of dot and dab adhesive and at the same time cover every item in every room in the house with quite a thick layer of the dry powder adhesive. I didnt even have to think about it

 

If being annoying to Ms.T counts, then yes, I do have a super power.