Police camera action next week - " Here we have a cyclist who appears to be slightly worse for wear " - " ich bin Congied " slurred the German tourist ! i am guessing he's German as all touring cyclists that i have met up there are either German or Swedish
Do us a favour dave and book me and my tent in for thursday,friday and saturday night please Can i have the address for the satnav aswell
Nope it was in viz , it was a picture of a car turning off a junction with a sign saying German sausage factory , the person in the car Behind commented 'looks like he's took a turn for the wurst'