Closing down for winter

I call the English a lot worse than that, remember I'm Scottish and we still haven't forgiven you for Edward Longshanks.

 

Is that a Scottish euphemism for "willy"?

 

Well he was a bit of a p**** !

 

Just cause your all part English

 

OI !!!!!
I certainly am not, possibly a touch of Norse but no English.

 

Really? Have you ever eaten quiche? Bet you have. I rest my case.

 

Hey Barry what product do you use for the anchor waxing? (You're going to tell me anchor is a brand I just know it).

 

This is the stuff, some of the splitty folk put it on without buffing I use it as you would turtle wax

 

Thanks mate will check it out

 

I have, but that's because I'm posh Scottish.

 

Och, Donald. And will ye leave yer Edwards Longshanks alone - Mrs McFarlane's coming fer tea ...

 

It used to be the Reverend McAlpine I used to be threatened with.
Don't know why, my parents rarely saw the inside of a church.
I think they just sent us to Sunday School so as to have a break from my brother and possibly me.

 

Your brother, obviously

 

Do you use it...downstairs...as well ?

 

Ankor wax is good stuff, a small tin should be enough. It takes some buffing but its very water repellent.

 

OI !!!!
Sod off !

 

Mr Haynes, Mr Haynes?.....look what he said about my tortoise....

 

I am rapidly going off you.