Cleaning up at The TLB theatre for the panto,cast your own part and lines

"can we get a first aider to dressing room three, please? That's dressing room three. Miss Merlin cat is in need of alkaseltzer"

 

I'll go in a minute I've just got to help Wayne with his bogo pogo

 

i think after all the free press night booze I *may* have being doing the bogo pogo too!

FoH call "Ladies and gentlegerms, please take your seats in the auditorium, this evenings performance of 'Cinderella up Jacks Beanstalk' is about to commence, please take your seats"

 

Backstage call: "Will ALL cast please leave the free bar in the green room and get your backsides into position for ACT II beginners, PLEASE!... Thank you"

 

I think Baron Hardon's done a runner, stage fright!

 

Fluffer to dressing room 1?

 

I'm the TLB theatre critic

 

just getting my tights straight

 

We don't doubt that but what's it got to do with the panto?!!

 

Looking good Nigel.

 

stop pointing

 

it's pantohose ,get it

 

Where's Cinders gone?
We need some waxing doing, heard that Vince Charming is going to be there Friday

 

Can someone tell me why snow white and the seven dwarfs are trying to get in my dressing room

 

Tick tock tick tock..

Oh sorry wrong panto.

 

Oh yes it is.

 

Ok, I'll do that one about waiting in the queue at Boots for my 35 ml roll of film to be developed.....
"Someday my prints will come...etc"........

 

Paternity suit?

 

Widow Tw ankey by @Lord Congi