Cleaning up at The TLB theatre for the panto,cast your own part and lines

So I've been having a tidy up in readiness for This years TLB panto and I'm now waiting for cast members to turn up .so puck your character and start with a few lines or follow on from the last part of the script.

 

I'll be Baron hardon,
"look out cinders I'm behind you"

 

ok we need an opening line

 

I've done it
"Look our cinders I'm behind you" again

 

I'll be the fairy godmother..."Any of you fudging pinks move and I'll execute every mother fudging last one of you!"


I like to create an impact....

 

Baron Hardon " you don't frighten me fairy godmother, when I'm finished with cinders, you're going to get some of Barons Hardon"

 

Said in Duncan Norvell voice, "Chase me chase me!"

 

Scene 2
Baron Hardon is in bed with the 3 ugly sisters after drinking 10 pints of Stella, the bed looks like a plasterers radio

 

That didn't take long, said Ugly1

 

He had beat them senseless, but that's Stella for you!

 

That was only the starters, said Baron Hardon, here comes the main course

 

Ok I'll be buttons "oh my Baron, I am undone" turns away slightly to hide blushes whilst fluttering eyelashes.

 

"What a big.........


























...................appetite you have!"

 

Buttons -Oh Baron you are such a big boy, you remind me of that cockney scoundrel Dick van Barry Haynes

 

....... Enter panto dame (Biggins) Dick van Barry Haynes
"Oi, oi me lavelies!"

 

Dick van Barry Haynes- "oh cinders I've put the wrong oil in what should I do?"

 

"Give it a rub anyway something will come up!"

 

You can only be one character !

 

Who are you being?