Cleaning up at The TLB theatre for the panto,cast your own part and lines

Please. The humanity!

 

Scene 3
Baron Hardon is washing his trouser

Cinders- " my your trousers are dirty Baron, looks like a flock of starlings has flown over them"

 

Who am I again?
oh yeah,
Buttons- Baron have you been messing about with Dick (in some dirty corner of your mind) again & gotten some of his muck on your trousers? Is that why they need washing?

 

No seriously a flock of starling flew over them

 

Shut up and get scrubbing Cinders, me and yer sister's are going down H&M for some hot outfits , there's a big party on Friday and you're not invited

 

I'm going to be jack ,I shall be up the beanstalk if anyone is looking for me ill be back as soon as I get the gold coins but dont expect me to share them with you lot

 

So is this Cinerella and the beanstalk now?

 

obviously i'll be the the important tech and stage management roles.
just done two weeks of panto so a little jaded.... and hungover

 

I was hoping you'd be along to sort this mess out

 

i've been sorting luvvies messes out for years. but a bit nazzed at the moment from doing it for the last few weeks.
though it does have its up sides, getting stocious with this chap last week helped

 

Dame: you look just like my husband. When he was ill, I used to rub goose fat into his back.

(Someone ask me, did it make him better...)

 

No. he went downhill really fast.

 

ooh, i don't know... i shall ask. he's in the theatre version of 'strictly ballroom' - one of my favourite baz luhrmann films, sadly the new production at the west yorkshire doesn't live up to it, but is a good christmassy wheeze... and has free-flowing prosecco

 

Groan from the audience

Best put a song in about now?

 

"Act Two beginners to the stage please, that's Act II beginners" *off tannoy* would someone go get MR. Flakey from the bar for his call

 

Or a joke. I know one about Dick...


...but it goes on too long.