If you're using derby runners with 6" stebbings, don't forget to badger them off with a dead Frenchman. I normally fettle the ends with an arsing hammer, just to make sure.
Oh the old dead Frenchmen, I remember doing a roof in Chiswick when a Frenchman fell from a settle, it almost ripped the cave caps off
The sun warped the Chinese barge boards they fell and wiped out the entire field of the whippet derby
I noticed @crossy2112 was very quiet after the whole lot came down. Wouldn't tell anyone who his carpenter was.
He’s not related to the Arkwrights is he, the old man Arkwright held the Yorkshire record for the eating the most amount of lard sandwiches in a minute, 27
I don’t know the first thing about flat roofs, but I can give you a very solid bit of advice. Never ever drink in a pub with a flat roof. Think about it, have you ever been in one that wasn’t rough as aresholes?