Apparently world war three

To be fair we tend to set a pretty low standard at the best of times, theres a lot of scope for improvement

 

which way?

 

Going west, empty. Or their on their way to pick stuff up.

 

They've just thrown their towels on the best deck chairs

 

Need a lie down - they stopped off for a few pints of John Smith's on the way. One of them drove his tank into a ditch

 

Breaking News: the government have just confiscated Chelsea. Stamford Bridge will be turned into a garden centre.

 

All together, now...

 

Joking aside, that is the best national anthem of them all. Better than our dreary dirge.

 

Keep practicing, comrades. Up the revolution

 

Dosn’t the Ukraine have loads of unmined Lithium..?

A bit like when Russia had loads of coal,and Germany never,in WWII?

 

You know.., for their factories, to make stuff for the war…

 

Looks like the war has started for real this morning...

 

His advisers have been reading this thread…

 

No joke now , expect a large death toll ....Pollution . Putin a mobster ...who is ill by all accounts which is a worry of his mental stability . The man is a lunatic and lunatics have a huge capacity for making a mess

 

Anyone remember Crimea a year later the leaders of the west were in Russia with putin at the football like nothing had happened.

 

It’s all we bloody need now,ain’t it,what with what the worlds just been thorough,etc…