Apparently world war three

Is starting today.

I’m just wondering if I should stock pile loo rolls or if the Russians will bring their own?

Also I’m worried their tanks might mess my lawn up.

 

I’ve got so many questions.

When they impose communist rule over us, will I still have to pay my mortgage or will they own my house. In which case I might spend the money on a new shed.

Will Chelsea need to do a ground share with us?

Do you think there will be an age limit on compulsory bear wrestling?

 

I have no experience in making potato vodka. Will this be an issue?

 

It’s easy…

 

You won't be allowed a shed, comrade, all possession is considered to be bourgeoisie

 

They will force us to drink only Earl Grey tea.

 

Have you ever tried the tea in Moscow? Earl Grey is a significant upgrade. Russian tea is why the Babushka look like they do, hairy chested....

 

I thought all proper tea was theft?

 

Large Russian coat for you laddie and take your bear hat with you

 

As soon as Liz T gives them back.

 

This looks remarkably like Putin

Edit: Dunno why my picture won’t paste

 

Only until it is drunk



PS, I should have added that's very good

 

In your dreams

 

Best ever Late Bay joke!

 

I see Boris is on the case now, that'll sort them out. Instead of shock and awe we'll get bluff and bluster

 

Bozo is just worried he'll have to pay all the Tory party funding back.

 

Ffs, you would have thought we would have learnt by now, what happens when we let him and Truss get involved with grown up issues. It would be funny if it wasn’t so serious

 

That’s just the women…

 

Babuska is Russian for grandmother.