Anyone flown in the last couple of weeks

my dad's on a plane tomorrow......he's taking a bit off the bottom of the bathroom door...

 

I suppose we should ask where're you're going. It'd probably help. I'm just back from the states. No longer than expected. Why ask though? Just get there early.

 

Naziland sorry I mean Switzerland.

 

going to be at the airport with time to spare,have a coffee. Buy a camper mag ,but was just curious to know in light of recent developments if anything new was happening security wise .BTW were going to Zurich

 

Yep, be careful if you've got any gold teeth. Always of interest to the Swiss...

 

giv it my regards , its been long time for me , i will tell my cousin to look out for you ,hes in stafa

 

Ah but I've got a big horn

 

A lot of bankers in Zurich.

 

dignitas for the mrs?

 

Don't temp me.

 

Not flown in years, the pleasure is long gone.
Anyone else remember posh airline food, being invited up to the flight deck and being offered a quality gobble from the hostesses?

 

I don't remember that. Airline food good?

 

Came back from Barcelona earlier this year, unpacked the cabin baggage at home and out popped a half litre tin of olive oil.

 

is that for your enjun ?

 

It's unwise to carry snakes onto a plane. I've seen what can happen ...

 

i bet you used to tell all the girls you was a pilot mark

 

Who chose those curtains, darling...