Advice needed

The DFS sale will still be there later on.

 

If you buy wet logs they won’t burn nipper

 

1001 cleans a big big carpet.

 

For less than half a crown

 

Yeah but Shake and Vac puts the freshness back

 

And the nuts on double rear wheel commercials.

 

The trick when showing off is listen for the clicking from the insulators you can sometimes hear.
Grab the wire between clicks to prove its safe, let go and watch your mates jump when they try...

 

Take advantage of the current situation by going in to a bank with a mask on and asking for money.

 

Nah! They just deny ever saying it in the first place!

 

Genuine top tip here:

If you have a log fire/burner, alcohol based hand gel and a sheet of kitchen roll is great at getting resin off your hearth tiles