Advice needed

Sometimes indecision is worse than wrong decision

 

If you use a tool less than 50 years old on your fence, the wood will rot and the slime mould that escapes from the junk pile will eat your brain.

 

Never run with scissors, or the world will implode

 

Dont knit socks for the orphanage children, or their iPhones will slip out of the strange phone cases you made them.

 

Dont use 20W/50.


on your falafel salad on couscous with quinoa from Waitrose.

 

Division by zero will cause an exception. If you dont catch the exception your program will abort.

 

Don't stand next to a fire after eating chillie beans

 

Don’t eat yellow snow.

 

don't eat yellow snow

early bird get the worm, but consider if you're a worm, its probably best to arrive second

don't get involved with the bird who lives opposite (or if you do, make sure its only in the last week of term) - peal of wisdom from my older brother as i left to go off to university.

 

Never shove your granny when she,s shaving

 

Don’t ask a serious question on this forum

 

After 55 always fart over the toilet bowl

 

You will go blind if you keep doing that

 

If you find yourself arguing with a fool, stop and consider who the real fool is (Not directed at this forum obviously)

 

Never play leapfrog with a priest!

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