Never use triple milled soap as the soap scum is really difficult to get rid of.i found this out last week from The Sunday Times problem page
When carrying a bike on a roof rack, always check for height barriers when entering a car park. Same goes for driving a bay, ‘though I’ve not done that yet...
When I worked as a grain bulker driver before, in the late 1980’s, I worked for a chap that had his yard in a farm. One night in the winter I got back in the yard, backed my truck up to the farmers fence and jumped out to relieve myself at the back of the truck as I had done many a time, only this time the farmer had turned his electric fence on and I pee’ed on it, holy mother of Jesus. Pee is a brilliant conductor of electricity the shock went right into my kidneys, holy holy .... I have never stopped anything so abruptly in my life. Jeez, I’m cringing in pain at the memory as I type this. Never ever ever pee on an electric fence!
