I call the English a lot worse than that, remember I'm Scottish and we still haven't forgiven you for Edward Longshanks.
Hey Barry what product do you use for the anchor waxing? (You're going to tell me anchor is a brand I just know it).
This is the stuff, some of the splitty folk put it on without buffing I use it as you would turtle wax
It used to be the Reverend McAlpine I used to be threatened with. Don't know why, my parents rarely saw the inside of a church. I think they just sent us to Sunday School so as to have a break from my brother and possibly me.
Ankor wax is good stuff, a small tin should be enough. It takes some buffing but its very water repellent.