Yes! TLB kidnapping club We could all use it when we needed to get away from the missus Or get people we dont like
A TLB collective, we could supply a service, the phone call to get you out of social events etc, tranny van with 4 masked tlb members and a boot full of fishing gear.
My tactic is to exaggerate my demand, then settle for something less. So for example, if you want 3 Yorkshire puds, say 'I'll have 5 puds please'. She'll say 'don't be so greedy, you're already too fat, you can have 3'. She gets to feel in control, you get what you want. Tell her your going on a lads weekend on the Reeperbahn. She'll let you go fishing
Not fished them either but heard they're good. The only bad I've heard is a few people getting robbed of their gear. Hopefully they've upped their security now.
Not yet, but she's in a good mood so it's looking good, she knows I'm up to something cos I've been cleaning my bivvy in the garden, my god it was dirty,