You have to, It's irresistible...

Oh, yes!

 

Note to self: never share Ms Trude's bathwater

 

Smile (thru gritted teeth) and say thanks when given yet another camper based prezzie depicting a Splittie.

 

Whenever an engine bay is opened gather around to have a look even if you've seen engines hundreds of times before.

 

Pick up a tennis racket and pretend its a guitar.

 

use a hairbrush as a microphone

 

Try and dance on a table or chair and end up breaking it or fall of it.

 

Dip your fingers in the wax of a candle then pull the wax off, same with crafting glue ( or is this the wrong thread as well )

 

Kick through leaves .....I have lots more but it would show how truly immature I am

 

was you gona then

 

If you are allowed the tv remote , flick over in the adds

 

I can't do that, I worry that there will be dog poop hiding underneath.

 

Not to use the words "Oh, Matron" in a Kenneth Williams voice when someone says something slightly vulgar-sounding...

 

Not after the "wee in the shower" confession