You have to, It's irresistible...

Doesn't that go without saying

 

I think it gives me a kind of Rastafarian vibe ...

 

To wave at the oncoming T5 driver, yet knowing he will totally ignore you

 

Look shocked and slightly embarrassed, when an old guy in a tupperware camper waves at you

 

Drive through a busy village papping your horn and frantically waving at everyone & counting how many wave back

 

eat just one more Jaffa Cake.

 

Sniff suddenly when someone says, oh that's a skunk dead on the road way, and he smells awful.

 

Always ask the taxi driver (on your way back from the pub, slightly tipsy ) if he's been busy tonight/what time is he on til

 

That's a bit OCD-ish, I think...

 

Make your wife/partner 3-5 tea's/coffee's in the day and never get asked if you would like one.
Burn your hand on a hot pan and they say are you ok. . .

 

Might have the wrong thread lol

 

when you have mislaid something, and while searching for it, you keep going back to the place it should be.

 

Getting involved with bubble wrap

 

pee in the bath

 

Fart in a lift - just before you get out

 

Flick a bogey and treat the flick like an Olympic sport.

 

Pop the engine lid and rev the engine with your hand.

Everytime.