You have to, It's irresistible...

odds on it's 'the motorcycle cop'....mark my words

 

Normally the construction worker

Things you have to do: pausing with a strange look on your face after stifling a violent sneeze, while you desperately analyse whether any internal organs have actually burst...

 

.

 

Do you own shares by any chance?

 

Immediately after stumbling/tripping in street,look around to see if anyone noticed, if a vehicle horn sounds ,you look round (and nope ,it ain"t one of your mates)

 

continue to hate Michael Gove

 

Something on your mind, Pat?

 

lick your lips eating a jam doughnut

 

Was going to say something but had second thoughts...edicts from on high etc.

 

No vulgarity in chat! It's official

 

Blow on a fork full of hot food before eating it.

Blow on a spoonful of soup before eating it.

 

His head's too small - most odd.

 

lift one cheek

 

nicking a chip when your kids go for the ketchup...

 

Tense up a bit as you turn the key in the van....and smile a bit when it starts.

 

Blow on a spoonful of ice cream. Or is that just me ?

 

Nobody's mentioned the compulsion to put tea cosys on your head yet.

 

burn your mouth on hot pizza.