Which vacuum cleaner...?

We had one of them beasts once.

 

I'm not sure I want to know what you're going to be "hoovering" with it when the missus is next out....

 

henry eco, 2 speed and energy efficient

 

The same thought occurred to me, but good taste prevented me from posting. "Doing some hoovering" is a common cause of A&E admissions, I'm told...

 

Oh, dear.

 

heres one for you snotts

 

Re imagined?

 

Re worked maybe

 

One of these...?

 

New from Tesla, a vacuum that cleans so well, you'll be shocked

 

With 'The Holocaust' from Vapourvac, you can transform your home into a barren structure, devoid of all life forms, beneficial or otherwise, including yourself and any other sentient beings in the vicinity.
You'll be the envy of your neighbours...not that you'll be around to witness it...guaranteed