What're your favourite quotes and sayings?

1001 cleans a big, big carpet...

 

As a kid I was always being told to
Go play with the traffic

 

For less than 1/2 a crown

 

Looks a bit dark over Bill’s mother’s.

 

"so long, and thanks for all the fish"

 

You know what I mean arry

 

I remember when it were alllll fields...

 

Aim for the stars and you might just get out the gutter.

 

faint heart never f’d a pig.

 

Yes please

 

A pig in a poke

 

When I nod my head hit it

 

It would have been cheaper to stay in bed

 

From Yorkshire :

• Eat all, drink all, pay nowt.
• Hear all, see all, say nowt.
• Never do owt for nowt.
• But if tha does owt for nowt, di it for thissen.

And if you're having a pee in the open:

• 'Em as looks dint mind and 'em as mind dint look!

 

Work

The curse of the drinking classes

 

65 percent of people are caused by accidents

 

What???

 

Clunk click every trip

 

When your over 60


Never trust a fart