What're your favourite quotes and sayings?

Stop that drip with a jubilee clip.

 

Have a French colleague who has been known to start sentences in his native tongue before reverting to English.

"D' accord...." is a good starter, but "Ooh la la...." cracks me up everytime.

 

My better half comes out with some ones that i've never heard of but a quick google proves her right
If, she feels like a spare part she''ll say she feels like Piffy on a rock bun

 

“Like a spare pr*ck at a wedding”

 

You're always putting your foot in it

 

The spelling and grammar will be off probably but, from my late Grandad:
"Ven der pimple steht
Der verstant geht" ...

 

Lol. Do you speak fluent Yiddish?

 

You'll wear the thread off it doing that!

 

I should be so clever!
Only bits and bobs already.

 

“I suppose if he told you to put your head down the toilet, you’d do it” - my Nan

 

Oy gevalt!

 

Oya clog!!

 

Kvatch mit schmoorzozer!
(or schlagzahne)

Absolute rubbish with whipped cream on top!

 

Erm......not questioning your matrimonial bliss....but either your wife is partially deaf, has had a recent stroke....or is gathering evidence for her lawyer...

 

Lol. Maybe we should have a whole thread in Yiddish...

 

Surprisingly perceptive.
She is a bit mutton. Her stroke was years ago. She’s got folders full of evidence.

 

Not Tonight Josephine!

What do you mean you’ve got a headache anyway !

 

You don't get out for nowt.
Sink so ( I should think so)
Nowt as common as folk.

 

Put the wood in the hole !

 

You want your cake n eat it that’s your trouble @jivedubbin